So much and nothing at all

I have absolutely nothing to say.

No, really, just nadda.

Well, I guess I have SOMETHING to say. In the last twenty-four hours, I have written THREE full blog posts, and, in the end, decided they just weren't worthy to post.

I wrote about a minor medical abnormality my doctor discovered.
I thought it was fascinating, but then I was all, "Wait a second . . . you're not supposed to write crap like this for the entire flippin internet, are you?"
So I saved it as a draft and I left it alone.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE HARMLESS ODDITY INSIDE ME. NEVER!!!
Now I'll just let the curiosity of THAT stew for a little while . . . if you beg me, I might tell you. Maybe.
But it's probably underwhelming, anyways . . . . Meh.

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 I tried to come up with a list of random facts about myself--those lists that are so popular--but, doggone it, the only thing I could come up with was the fact that my husband and I resemble our cats and this meme--also cat related.

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Then I wrote an ENTIRE post on why I think I like cats.

Think about it, people.
WHY I LIKE CATS.

NO ONE CARES IF I LIKE CATS OR WHY THE CRAP I DO.

 I don't even know if I care. I like cats. I think it's weird if you don't.

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^^^^THIS.
This is my reaction when people just plain hate cats.
And desserts.
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE DESSERTS?!
Even if they're like the super healthy, green, "it's just a pretty spinach leaf" dessert. Desserts are awesome. That's why they're saved for last.
Because you want to end your meal on the best note possible and what note could possibly be better than cake?! Cookies?? Pie??? Ice cream?!? What could be better?
NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Anyone who tells you differently is lying to you.

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And those are all the memes and gifs I can muster for today . . . I just realized this is my first meme-heavy post. I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed of myself . . . Hm.

Oh, and this one, because it so describes my life at the moment . . .

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P.S. If you know who he is, we are automatically friends.  Not even kidding.